grossxgirl:

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This is the tweet. End of discussion.

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officialyoda:

people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

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trashboat:

trashboat:

out of the shower wet is like a different wet. dry in 5 minutes. ocean wet lasts 20 minutes and if you get bath wet you’re wet for like an extra hour

so i bought stronger weed last night

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imdirtyd:

theleeeeastimportant:

weirdowithwaffles:

red-wasabi89:

pinkcowboyeggpanda:

cerenae:

beyoncescock:

its time to suck something long and big

introducing

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reusable straws

comes in all sizes, colors and shapes!

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it can be long and white

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wide and black

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or even brown and bent

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bonus! theres no need to hint to clean before sucking because all straws come with a cleaning brush for you to clean anytime, anywhere! talk about cleanliness, huh?

save mother earth one (or three) suck at a time!

get them here!

also dont forget check out these other eco-friendly items! 

these are so cute!! not to mention, with coronavirus, it’ll be better to bring your own straw than drinks from cups or glasses at public places/restaurants 

i— the descriptions…..

If sometimes you think a product is useless and wasteful; stop and recall that not everyone is as physically capable as you are. If you can live comfortably without using straws, or buying pre-chopped vegetables, or a chair with a cushion that helps push you up when you stand, CONGRATULATIONS! But these products were not designed with YOU in mind.

This is very useful but also… the description… i’m going to try and wash my thoughts out with bleach why am I like this

REUSABLE STRAWS ❤️

Been meaning to get myself

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Nice Day

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barduils:

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

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incrediblyconfused:

eren-jaegersbasement:

“oh ur a singer? sing us something!”

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“Oh ur an artist? Draw us something!”

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Who are u choosing ?

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